Post by Guest on Mar 19, 2010 19:35:54 GMT -5
David Letterman's top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR: ;D
10. Have to sit upright while driving.
9. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
6. They keep trying to car jack Dale Jr.
5. Police cars on track interfere with race.
4. No passenger seat for the Ho.
3. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
2. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
And the number one reason why there are no blacks in NASCAR is....
1. They can't wear their helmets sideways.
10. Have to sit upright while driving.
9. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
8. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
6. They keep trying to car jack Dale Jr.
5. Police cars on track interfere with race.
4. No passenger seat for the Ho.
3. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
2. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
And the number one reason why there are no blacks in NASCAR is....
1. They can't wear their helmets sideways.